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Rhys DarbyJust heard Skycity cinemas are gonna put The Goonies back on the big screen. Now that's awesome news!4:08 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonAmen! LOL RT @nauragee: I pray u & Vero have a FUN trip to Guam & Saipan & In Jesus Name I DON'T get ur couch! LOL Traveling Mercy! I ♡ U!2:39 AM Today

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Jo KoyI will be at the Irvine Improv this whole weekend. See you there. http://bit.ly/9t01v41:34 AM Today

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A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid

The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), food (550)

Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 3,324

A.J. Jamal - Crime

A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (731), money (471)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 3,127

A.J. Jamal - Background Singer

Background singers have the coolest gig.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 3,057

A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.

The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (471), observational (335)

Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 2,953

A.J. Jamal - Cars

God showed A.J. the way by leading him to a running car.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), crime (256)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,943

A.J. Jamal - Gangs

In L.A., if you go to the wrong neighborhood with the wrong colors on, you get hurt.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)

Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,873

A.J. Jamal - Chinese Restaurants

Chinese restaurants will make anything to keep their customers happy.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)

Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 2,722

A.J. Jamal - Doing the Butterfly

A. J. Jamal is doing a dance, but he doesn't even know what it's called.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (731), driving (270)

Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 2,698

A.J. Jamal - Religious Parents

A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), family (582)

Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 2,562

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (642), family (582)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 2,534

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A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals

I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.

Tags: insults (1624), food (387), family (354)

Posted: 05/30/1994

A.J. Jamal: Tarzan

Didn't you like those old shows, like 'Tarzan'? Remember 'Tarzan'? Story about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood?

Tags: pop culture (779), ethnic (436), A.J. Jamal (19)

Posted: 05/30/1994

A.J. Jamal: The Gang Look

When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about...

Tags: lookin' good (492), growing up (261), violence (219)

Posted: 05/11/1994

A.J. Jamal: Big Butt

I like a big butt, though. I like a butt so big you can sit a clock radio and a drink on it.

Tags: sex (2384), men/women (1725), A.J. Jamal (19)

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: After Christmas

My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was...

Tags: money (431), parenting (338), growing up (261)

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless

Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, 'Will work for...

Tags: money (431), food (387), city (227)

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: Make a Way

I've been walking for a half a mile -- I'm tired. I'm looking at a car that's running with the keys in it. My first impression was 'Lord, I said...

Tags: religion (511), laws (216), A.J. Jamal (19)

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: At the Bank

You seen white people goin, 'Oh, how ya doin', Bob? Ah, no I.D. with me today. No, I forgot my I.D. Just go ahead --$5,000.' Brothers be at the...

Tags: ethnic (436), money (431), A.J. Jamal (19)

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: Look Alike

I'm tired of people saying all black people look alike. We don't all look alike. Ain't it funny how they always say we all look alike until we go...

Tags: ethnic (436), money (431), A.J. Jamal (19)

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: Love Your Parents

We need to just understand saying 'I love you' to your mom and dad because you only get one mom -- and two or three dads.

Tags: ethnic (436), family (354), growing up (261)

Posted: 11/04/1993

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