Tarzan would be very different if he was black.
Filed under: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Views: 737
Posted: 05/30/1994
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 3,320
A.J. Jamal - Crime
A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (731), money (471)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 3,122
A.J. Jamal - Background Singer
Background singers have the coolest gig.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 3,051
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (471), observational (335)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 2,948
A.J. Jamal - Cars
God showed A.J. the way by leading him to a running car.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), crime (256)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,939
A.J. Jamal - Gangs
In L.A., if you go to the wrong neighborhood with the wrong colors on, you get hurt.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,868
A.J. Jamal - Chinese Restaurants
Chinese restaurants will make anything to keep their customers happy.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 2,717
A.J. Jamal - Doing the Butterfly
A. J. Jamal is doing a dance, but he doesn't even know what it's called.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (731), driving (270)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 2,695
A.J. Jamal - Religious Parents
A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), family (582)
Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 2,556
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 2,532
A.J. Jamal - Black Superheroes
Where are all the black superheroes on TV?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (787), ethnic (730)
Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 852
Rene Hicks - Radio Already Stolen
People in New York City are writing notes to criminals.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,017
Kenny Rogerson - On the Road
Orange traffic cones are free.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), money (471), parents (467)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 653
John Melichar - Zoo
There's only one live animal in the Los Angeles Zoo.
Tags: John Melichar (2), imitations (787), animals (439)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 503
Mike Yard - Tiger in the Projects
How could the neighbors not know that the dude in 3B brought home a tiger?
Tags: Mike Yard (4), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,524
Susan Norfleet - Spuds MacKenzie
"Human" is an important dating criteria.
Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), imitations (789), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 873
A.J. Jamal - Holiday Shopping
Make sure you do your holiday shopping early.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (787), ethnic (730)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 825
Aries Spears - National Geographic
There are certain noises black people don't mess with.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 4,125
Drew Hastings - Advertising
Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,991
A.J. Jamal - Animals
Cats are cool because you don't have to buy them.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (731), kids (642)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 698
