The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Filed under: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), food (550)
Views: 3,321
Posted: 07/22/1993
A.J. Jamal - Crime
A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (731), money (471)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 3,124
A.J. Jamal - Background Singer
Background singers have the coolest gig.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 3,052
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (471), observational (335)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 2,951
A.J. Jamal - Cars
God showed A.J. the way by leading him to a running car.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), crime (256)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,940
A.J. Jamal - Gangs
In L.A., if you go to the wrong neighborhood with the wrong colors on, you get hurt.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,869
A.J. Jamal - Chinese Restaurants
Chinese restaurants will make anything to keep their customers happy.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 2,718
A.J. Jamal - Doing the Butterfly
A. J. Jamal is doing a dance, but he doesn't even know what it's called.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (731), driving (270)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 2,697
A.J. Jamal - Religious Parents
A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), family (582)
Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 2,558
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 2,533
A.J. Jamal - Cars
God showed A.J. the way by leading him to a running car.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (787), crime (256)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,939
A.J. Jamal - Chinese Restaurants
Chinese restaurants will make anything to keep their customers happy.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 2,718
A.J. Jamal - Educated People
Black people had to be educated to get through slavery.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,109
A.J. Jamal - Different Homeless
The homeless in Los Angeles are serious.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), food (550), money (470)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 201
A.J. Jamal - Background Singer
Background singers have the coolest gig.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (787), ethnic (730)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 3,051
A.J. Jamal - Extreme Sports
Catching a roach can be considered an extreme sport.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/20/94
Views: 1,373
A.J. Jamal - Gangs
In L.A., if you go to the wrong neighborhood with the wrong colors on, you get hurt.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,869
A.J. Jamal - On the Phone With Family
Grandmas take too long on the answering machine and end up leaving nine messages.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (787), family (581)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 1,740
A.J. Jamal - Family
Go to your kid's school events.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (787), kids (641)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 1,001
A.J. Jamal - Drug Handbook
Marijuana doesn't get you high.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), family (582)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 847
