Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Filed under: Adam Ferrara (26), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Views: 7,289
Posted: 11/17/2004
Adam Ferrara - Communication Skills
Adam learned how to communicate from his father.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 40,894
Adam Ferrara - History of Marriage
Marriage was invented by a woman.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 12,802
Adam Ferrara - Mrs. Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln wanted to end the Civil War, but his wife forced him to take her out.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 8,230
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 7,578
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,027
Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,848
Adam Ferrara - Men Are Wrong
Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,204
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (789), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,426
Pete Correale - Dangerous Dating
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (919), ethnic (731)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 7,420
Bill Burr - White Unity
A black guy stuck in the subway doors makes it racial.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), ethnic (731), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 7,870
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (550), growing up (423)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 5,739
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), alcohol (396), religion (341)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 6,268
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), dating (637), family (582)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,154
Nick DiPaolo - Authentic Italian
Nick DiPaolo loves the way Italians are portrayed on "The Sopranos."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 1,462
Hugh Fink - Chinese Food
Chinese food delivery is too high-tech.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,132
Paul Mecurio - The State of the World
This is a great time to be a black man.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), ethnic (731), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,380
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), Nick DiPaolo (60)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,958
