Women want a wedding ring that pisses off other women.
Adam learned how to communicate from his father.
Marriage was invented by a woman.
Venice is the most romantic city on Earth.
Does Elijah drive a Mercedes?
When Adam was moved to the remedial class, he was hoping he'd get a helmet too.
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
The Jews followed Moses for 40 years with no map.
Male honesty is only acceptable to other males.
Puberty turned Adam Ferrara into a zoo monkey.