Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Adam learned how to communicate from his father.
Marriage was invented by a woman.
Abraham Lincoln wanted to end the Civil War, but his wife forced him to take her out.
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong.