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Adele Givens - Loan

Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

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Posted: 05/27/02
Views: 5,808

Adele Givens - Designer Clothes

Buying designer clothes.

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Posted: 05/27/02
Views: 3,263

Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch

Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 2,317

Adele Givens - Emergency Broadcast System

9/11 is what the emergency broadcast system guy had been preparing for all along.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), TV (384)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,609

Adele Givens - Common Sense

Adele doesn't do the designer thing.

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Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,127

Adele Givens - Talk Shows

They'd have to make up different categories to get Adele on a talk show.

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Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,096

Adele Givens - Poetry

Adele reads a poem to Re-Re.

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Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 949

Adele Givens - Osama Time

Osama time is no time to fly.

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Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 627

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Adele Givens: Worried About Flying

This is my personal favorite: 'You can't control fate. When it's your time, you've got to go.' Yeah, well what if it's the bitch sitting next to...

Posted: 05/26/2002

Adele Givens: To All the Salesgirls

I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.

Posted: 05/26/2002

Adele Givens: $16,000 Watch

For a $16,000 watch, that second hand ought to act like a damn second hand. For $16,000 that hand ought to jump off the watch and give you a...

Posted: 05/26/2002

Adele Givens: Alligator Shoes

I priced a pair of alligator shoes at $2,000. That's $1,000 a foot, $200 a toe -- add it up.

Posted: 05/26/2002

Adele Givens: Can't Let Kids Watch TV

Nowadays, you can't let your kids watch TV. You don't know what's happening -- a breast might pop out, somebody might lick somebody. It's like,...

Posted: 05/26/2002

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