Cold water does things to a man.
In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.
A friend of mine just died. He was 84 years old, died broke. At the funeral, everyone said, 'What a shame, he died penniless.' I don't know -- to...
My dad was Catholic, my mom was Baptist -- which was great 'cause at church we got bread and chicken.
Sex is so weird now. Remember the old days when all you needed for safe sex was a padded headboard?