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Alonzo Bodden

Alonzo Bodden

Even before appearing on NBC'S 'Last Comic Standing', Alonzo Bodden knew there was nothing,...

1 - 8 of 8 Alonzo Bodden Videos
Stereotypes (2:17)

Stereotypes are true -- that's where they come from.

Posted: 07/07/2005 Views: 7916
Hate (1:59)

It's hard to remember who to hate.

Posted: 07/07/2005 Views: 6309
Women (3:27)

In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.

Posted: 07/07/2005 Views: 10908
Flying (4:18)

Where's the bra bomber?

Posted: 07/07/2005 Views: 7328
Latinos (1:22)

Soon all black people will have left is cinco de negro.

Posted: 07/07/2005 Views: 6447
Bad in Starbucks (3:15)

Alonzo is an angry suburban negro.

Posted: 07/07/2005 Views: 4537
You Can Laugh (3:05)

Alonzo can't work with a tight ass crowd.

Posted: 07/07/2005 Views: 6592
Women Trouble (3:31)

Women ask men questions that are impossible to answer, like "Do you remember?"

Posted: 11/08/2002 Views: 6205

Alonzo Bodden Jokes See all 13 Alonzo Bodden Jokes »

You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?