Alonzo can't work with a tight ass crowd.
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Where's the bra bomber?
Stereotypes are true -- that's where they come from.
Soon all black people will have left is cinco de negro.
It's hard to remember who to hate.
Alonzo is an angry suburban negro.
Women ask men questions that are impossible to answer, like "Do you remember?"