Amy Schumer's mother found the one town where their family had to be Jews underground.
The girls from "The Hills" burn calories by trying to form thoughts.
People on Facebook should stop poking Amy Schumer and inviting her to their weird vampire parties.
In the middle of the night, if you're drunk, stoned or really fat, a baby might look delicious.
Nothing good ever happens when you blackout while drinking.
Amy Schumer thought the "freshman 15" was how many guys you were supposed to sleep with.
Amy talks about the fun party disease, HPV.
Amy Schumer's family shares a universal love for Maury Povich's baby daddy shows.
That's just how Amy Schumer's dad rolls.