Andrew's dad and son are well-endowed.
Andrew moved to the whitest town on the planet.
After 20 years of junk mail, Andrew's dad finally snapped.
Andrew is half Colombian and half English.
Andrew's parents had kids because they couldn't afford an interpreter.
As a father, Andrew constantly messes up.
Andrew threatens his kids with the food monster.
Andrew's dad is losing his mind.
Can you disagree with speeding tickets?
Andrew's dad started a program to teach Shakespeare to inner-city kids.