Andrew's dad is losing his mind.
Andrew threatens his kids with the food monster.
Andrew is half Colombian and half English.
Andrew's dad and son are well-endowed.
After 20 years of junk mail, Andrew's dad finally snapped.
Andrew's parents had kids because they couldn't afford an interpreter.
Andrew moved to the whitest town on the planet.
Can you disagree with speeding tickets?
Andrew's dad started a program to teach Shakespeare to inner-city kids.