Andrew's parents had kids because they couldn't afford an interpreter.
Andrew is half Colombian and half English.
Andrew moved to the whitest town on the planet.
Andrew's dad and son are well-endowed.
After 20 years of junk mail, Andrew's dad finally snapped.
As a father, Andrew constantly messes up.
Andrew threatens his kids with the food monster.
Can you disagree with speeding tickets?
There was no way Andrew was going to do comedy at the Apollo Theater.