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How much faster can fast food get?
Jewish people are both obsessed and repulsed by Hitler.
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Every town in America has a porn shop.
Shut up and fly the plane.
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Mo has American problems.
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Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.