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You don't have to be a gangster to listen to gangsta rap. You don't have to be your entertainment.
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
It's best to shush your partner when they're talking about something important in front of people.
It's always good to go to job interviews with two resumes: regular and baffling.
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
How does one celebrate Violence Awareness Day?
Have you ever walked away from a person on cocaine and remarked on what a pleasure he was to be around?
Walter can say "fuck you," but Jeff can't.
Bobby's dad has been in America for forty years, and he knows six words in English.
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.