Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Views: 2,610
Posted: 10/16/2009
Andy Ritchie - Massage Mode
Your shower head's "massage mode" isn't supposed to hurt so much, is it?
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), observational (364), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,143
Andy Ritchie - Rap Music
You don't have to be a gangster to listen to gangsta rap. You don't have to be your entertainment.
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), music (484), observational (364)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,006
Bobby Lee - Being Asian
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
Tags: Bobby Lee (8), sex (1202), men/women (1154)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 29,894
Chris D'Elia - Germans
Germans are definitely the creepiest people in the world.
Tags: Chris D'Elia (11), men/women (1154), food (719)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 13,273
Stand-Up: Sommore - Clothing
Picking out the right outfit is essential.
Tags: Sommore (2), lookin' good (487), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 11,445
Bryan Callen - Sexy
A man's bare white, hairy thigh is a hot look.
Tags: Bryan Callen (2), men/women (1154), dating (786)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 5,067
Karen Rontowski - Lazy Americans
It's not that we Americans are lazy -- we just like to sit.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), Live at Gotham (340), death (314)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,153
Reese Waters - Blacking Out
When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered?
Tags: Reese Waters (3), men/women (1154), family (647)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,193
Chris D'Elia - Black Dude Fashion
Black guys can pretty much get away with wearing anything they want.
Tags: Chris D'Elia (11), ethnic (870), lookin' good (487)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 10,660
Wil Sylvince - First Class
Flying in first class makes you realize that flying in coach is like being in a third world country.
Tags: Wil Sylvince (2), food (719), observational (364)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,672
Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
Tags: Taylor Williamson (1), sex (1202), men/women (1154)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,807
Jeffrey Ross - Flippity Flop
The audience decided not to dress up tonight.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (57), men/women (1154), animals (540)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 10,962
