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Jo KoyI'm at the airport getting ready to fly out to Vegas. Can't wait to hit the Mirage casino stage!9:21 AM Today

Pete LeeI love it when I see ugly kids at the airport. Cuz they are usually with their parents, so I get to see cause and effect.9:16 AM Today

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Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (550), animals (443)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,796

Anita Wise - Health

Everyone watches you when you exercise at a health club.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (550), money (483)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,388

Anita Wise - In Love

You never know when you'll bump into Mr. You Might Do.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), Week (1001), men/women (950)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,041

Anita Wise: Living in New York City

I really don't like living there; I have to for health reasons. I'm very paranoid, and New York's the only place where my fears are justified.

Tags: health (747), city (228), housing (112)

Posted: 05/30/1994

Anita Wise: Organic Exterminators

I'm trying to do my bit to save the planet. I called one of these organic exterminators. They advertise 'all natural, no harmful chemicals.' I got...

Tags: health (747), housing (112), Anita Wise (5)

Posted: 05/30/1994

Anita Wise: Body Cracks

I have one of these bodies that cracks all the time. I move my neck, it cracks -- or my elbow, my back. I don't care, really. I make money on the...

Tags: health (747), lookin' good (494), Anita Wise (5)

Posted: 05/30/1994

Anita Wise: Keep your Hopes Up

I think the thing to remember when you're looking for true love is just keep your hopes up. 'Cause you never know, you could round a corner and...

Tags: men/women (1738), dating (483), Vow (361)

Posted: 05/30/1994

Anita Wise: On Getting Married

I was asked once. We actually set a date. I knew he wasn't committed because he only penciled it in.

Tags: men/women (1738), dating (483), Vow (361)

Posted: 05/30/1994