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Anthony Griffith was jealous of Catholics growing up.
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
Kids have it tough these days.
Anthony has never hit his mother.
Now they handout condoms to inmates in prison, which I fail to
understand. Maybe I'm na ve, but I don't think an inmate trying to make love to me...
Simply show them pictures of what we used to wear in the 60s
and 70s, 'You see this shirt with the collar going all the way down to the elbow? This...
I like boxing, too, man, especially George Foreman. He scares
me, though. George named all his kids after him. He's got five boys, all named...
I've never hit my mother. I tried to hit my mother once. She
looked at me and said, 'If you ever hit me, that'll be the last thing you ever do.'...
I had Catholic friends who would come over, 'Hey Griffs, wanna
play some football?' 'I gotta go to church.' 'We'll play when you get out.' 'Uh-uh,...
My stepfather did two tours in 'Nam. You do one tour, it's
because you're serving your country. You do a second tour, it's because you've got issues.