The only thing Anthony Jeselnik wanted for Christmas was an Xbox.
If the Hot List were ranked, T.J. Miller would be sleven, a mix of seven and eleven.
Christmas is Anthony's favorite holiday.
Anthony's a big fan of Jack Handey.
If Anthony was stranded on a desert island, he would lose his mind pretty quickly.
Knowing about Shakespeare is actually practical.
Anthony looks for intelligence in a woman.
A gift that showed how much he cared.
Anthony's probably not the best boyfriend.