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Ardal O'Hanlon - Casual Sex

Casual sex and jealous

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Posted: 10/08/01
Views: 8,997

Ardal O'Hanlon - Fun Run

Running is never fun.

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Posted: 10/08/01
Views: 6,528

Ardal O'Hanlon - Being Sick

In the old days, people didn't complain about how they felt.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,367

Ardal O'Hanlon - Irish People

Irish people have spread themselves all over the world.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,276

Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs

Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,227

Ardal O'Hanlon - The Importance of Sex

There has to be some more dignified way of expressing your love for another human being.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,218

Ardal O'Hanlon - Big Finish

Ardal O'Hanlon wishes he had a bigger finish -- and a bigger start and more bigness in the middle.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 679

Ardal O'Hanlon - Lending Books

Ardal O'Hanlon doesn't want people to learn what he already knows.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 609

Ardal O'Hanlon - Exhausted

Sleeplessness is the root cause of all the problems in society.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 503

Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy

People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 469

Ardal O'Hanlon: Acute Pain

And there's a reason for this, why men experience pain more acutely than women -- that's because there's always part of a woman's brain thinking...

Posted: 01/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: Irish Prescription

Now, where I come from, when you get a prescription for antibiotics, you don't say, 'Will it work? Will there be any side effects?' No, it's 'Will...

Posted: 01/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: American Emphasis

There's such a great emphasis, here in the United States, on looking good and feeling good -- usually at an enormous expense to your personality.

Posted: 10/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: Running Is Never Fun

Running is never fun. Running is something you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.

Posted: 10/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs

The best way to smuggle drugs into a country is to place them carefully in a dog's bottom... because at the airport, if the sniffer dog suspects...

Posted: 10/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: On New York City

The thing I love about it is its diversity. I never knew there were so many ways to say, 'f**k you.'

Posted: 10/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: Siesta

I think there should be a Spanish-style siesta in this country -- from about half 11 in the morning until Thursday.

Posted: 10/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: Tiredness Can Kill

I saw a sign on the side of the road the other day that said, 'Tiredness can kill.' I didn't know that. Last Saturday, I stayed up all night...

Posted: 10/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: Books on a Deserted Island

The first book I'd bring with me would be a big, plastic inflatable book, and the second one would be 'How to Make Oars out of Sand.'

Posted: 10/07/2001

Ardal O'Hanlon: An Awful Lot of Sex

A person has sex 2,581 times in his or her life. That's an awful lot of sex. That means I have an awful lot of catching up to do.

Posted: 10/07/2001