If you're scared to fly, you can't go see certain movies.
Filed under: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Views: 2,347
Posted: 05/19/2005
Aries Spears - Shaquille O'Neal
Shaq is the slowest talking dude in the NBA.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 6,063
Aries Spears - Drinking
No one can out drink white people.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 5,143
Aries Spears - RoboCop Sex Scene
Having sex with RoboCop would hurt.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 4,244
Aries Spears - National Geographic
There are certain noises black people don't mess with.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 4,125
Aries Spears - Rap Tribute
Aries dedicates a song to four of his favorite rappers.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 3,640
Aries Spears - Heat
Aries reenacts a scene from "Heat" with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 3,363
Aries Spears - Anthrax Scare
Arabs took the pressure off black people.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 3,167
Aries Spears - Heat
Aries reenacts a scene from "Heat" with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 3,363
Aries Spears - RoboCop Sex Scene
Having sex with RoboCop would hurt.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 4,244
Jake Johannsen - Flying
No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (789), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 435
Reggie McFadden - Pornos
Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 4,498
Aries Spears - Anthrax Scare
Arabs took the pressure off black people.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 3,167
Marc Maron - Renting Porn
"Citizen Kane" is a great way to balance "Dirty Debutantes."
Tags: Marc Maron (32), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 284
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,053
Pablo Francisco - Little Tortilla Boy
Arnold Schwarzenegger is -- Little Tortilla Boy.
Tags: Pablo Francisco (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 10,262
Jeff Stilson - German
There is something sinister about Munchkins speaking German.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 246
Pablo Francisco - Previews Voice
A voice battle between the movie previews guy and Keanu Reeves.
Tags: Pablo Francisco (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 17,214
