Shaq is the slowest talking dude in the NBA.
Aries dedicates a song to four of his favorite rappers.
Arabs took the pressure off black people.
Aries reenacts a scene from "Heat" with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro.
Having sex with RoboCop would hurt.
There are certain noises black people don't mess with.
If you're scared to fly, you can't go see certain movies.