Aries Spears gets upset when he hears what some actors get paid.
Aries Spears is still excited about Barack Obama.
Aries Spears can't hang out and drink with white people.
Aries reenacts a scene from "Heat" with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro.
No one can out drink white people.
Shaq is the slowest talking dude in the NBA.
Having sex with RoboCop would hurt.
There are certain noises black people don't mess with.
Arabs took the pressure off black people.