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"Arj Barker: LYAO" makes its World Premiere on Comedy Central Saturday January 23 at 11:00pm / 10:00c.

Name: Arj Barker

Legal Name: Ricky Schroeder

Age: 28 (as far as you know)

Date of Birth: Do the math

Place of birth: Vagina

Occupation: comic, actor, writer, fisherman

Hobbies: biking, guitar, snowboarding, needlepoint, hang gliding, coloring

Some of my Favorite CDs: OK Computer (Radiohead); Odelay (Beck); Devil's Music Vol. I (White Zombie); Dummy (Portishead); Dark Side of The Moon (Pink Floyd); Follow the Leader (Rakim and Erik B); Kind of Blue (Miles Davis); Enima (Tool); Moon Safari (Air)

Favorite Restaurants: Jim Otto's Burger King (Auburn,CA), Pluto's (Marina, SF), DeNiro's (Edinburgh, Scotland), 1st (Lower East Side, NY, NY), Cecile's Trattoria (Venice, Italy), Randy's Grub Hut (Botswana, Africa)

Graduated: Sir Francis Drake High, 1989 Airco Technical Institute, 1989 Bryman Bartending School, 1989 Control Data Institute, 1989

Current City(s) of Residence: San Francisco, Hollywood, London, Yreka, Hemel Hemstead

Drink of Choice: Jamison Whiskey "on the rocks" -- (KIDS, ask your parents permission before drinking and driving!), Chivas Regal and YooHoo, "cran-flap" (vodka/soda/cranberry)... [MORE]

"Arj Barker: LYAO" makes its World Premiere on Comedy Central Saturday January 23 at 11:00pm / 10:00c.

Name: Arj Barker

Legal Name: Ricky Schroeder

Age: 28 (as far as you know)

Date of Birth: Do the math

Place of birth: Vagina

Occupation: comic, actor, writer, fisherman

Hobbies: biking, guitar, snowboarding, needlepoint, hang gliding, coloring

Some of my Favorite CDs: OK Computer (Radiohead); Odelay (Beck); Devil's Music Vol. I (White Zombie); Dummy (Portishead); Dark Side of The Moon (Pink Floyd); Follow the Leader (Rakim and Erik B); Kind of Blue (Miles Davis); Enima (Tool); Moon Safari (Air)

Favorite Restaurants: Jim Otto's Burger King (Auburn,CA), Pluto's (Marina, SF), DeNiro's (Edinburgh, Scotland), 1st (Lower East Side, NY, NY), Cecile's Trattoria (Venice, Italy), Randy's Grub Hut (Botswana, Africa)

Graduated: Sir Francis Drake High, 1989 Airco Technical Institute, 1989 Bryman Bartending School, 1989 Control Data Institute, 1989

Current City(s) of Residence: San Francisco, Hollywood, London, Yreka, Hemel Hemstead

Drink of Choice: Jamison Whiskey "on the rocks" -- (KIDS, ask your parents permission before drinking and driving!), Chivas Regal and YooHoo, "cran-flap" (vodka/soda/cranberry)

Comedic Influences: Marty Stouffer

Favorite Food: Italian, Scottish

Countries Performed in: United States, Canada, United Kingdom (England, Scotland, N. Ireland, Channel Islands), Republic of Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Holland, Germany, Poland, France, China (Hong Kong)

Arj Barker's debut album, "LYAO" will be available on CD and DVD after his Comedy Central special airs. He's known for his work on HBO's "Flight of the Conchords" and as a fifth season semi-finalist on NBC's "Last Comic Standing." He's made appearances on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," as well as regularly headlining clubs in the U.S., UK and Australia. Arj has also appeared twice on "Comedy Central Presents" and "Premium Blend." In addition, he has his own Flash series, "Arj and Poopy," based on some of his stand-up material that stars him and his cat, Poopy. The series has been syndicated to AtomFilms.

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Arj Barker - The Internet

He's got more than sixty MySpace friends. Sixty!

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Arj Barker - Cell Phones

Cell phone companies are trying to run up your minutes.

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Arj Barker - Irish Soap

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Arj Barker - Banking

Ol' Whiskey Pete will keep your money safe.

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Posted: 03/31/06
Views: 15,696

Arj Barker - Americans

So long, cat. Go back to Katmandu.

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Posted: 03/31/06
Views: 15,563

Arj Barker - Interview

Why hang out with your baby?

Tags: Arj Barker (28), Internet (85), interviews (76)

Posted: 03/27/06
Views: 13,612

Arj Barker - Mile High Club

Solo Aviator Division

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Posted: 09/22/00
Views: 12,945

Arj Barker - Complicated Being

A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being.

Tags: Arj Barker (28), men/women (919), alcohol (396)

Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 12,419

Arj Barker - Australia

Toilets in Australia

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Posted: 09/22/00
Views: 10,028

Arj Barker - Conceited Google

Google has a serious attitude problem.

Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 9,945

Arj Barker: Cop Land

Anybody see 'Cop Land'? I went to go see it, but I got stoned in the parking lot. And then on the way in, I read the marquee, and I got paranoid...

Posted: 12/12/1997

Arj Barker: Freaky Sign

I was actually in my car today, and I was just driving, and I noticed a guy on the sidewalk holding a cardboard sign that said, 'Where will you...

Posted: 12/12/1997

Arj Barker: In Love With a Philosophy Major

I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist -- and worse, she can prove it.

Posted: 12/12/1997

Arj Barker: 4th of July

I read this on the Internet -- did you know that 4th of July is more popular in this country than in any other country in the whole world?

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Guess What, Cat?

I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Military Secrets

Nobody can ever learn our military's secrets -- unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel. Then, it's pretty easy, just tune in...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Have Fun Trick-or-Treating, Son

You're finally old enough to go trick or treating by yourself, and then they gotta give you that talk. 'Alright, son, just go door to door and get...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Health Food Halloween Pranks

I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause [my parents] owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I was the only kid on the...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy

There's no razor in candy. If for no other reason, it doesn't make financial sense. It's not fiscally prudent. How much does a piece of candy cost...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Switching Banks

I'm thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, 'Well, what's wrong with Citibank?' Well, they can't spell 'city.' I hope their math is better...

Posted: 03/30/2006