The 4th of July is more popular in America than in any other country in the world.
Views: 10,813
Posted: 03/30/2006
Arj Barker - Pirate Problem
Once something's a ride at Disneyland, it should no longer be a threat in real life.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 11,110
Arj Barker - Minneapolis, Minnesota
Depending on your definition of a lake, Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), weather (78), environment (52)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 3,859
Arj Barker - Complicated Being
A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), men/women (1143), alcohol (511)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 19,560
Arj Barker - Good News
Arj doesn't want to know if he's going to die of a super horrible disease that there's no cure for.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), health (644), media (71)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 3,931
Arj Barker - Sickest Buddhist
Arj opened his third eye on his first try.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1191), alcohol (511)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,164
Arj Barker - Don't Need Insurance
You should wait until you're on a crowded flight to express your medical concerns.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), health (644), flying (194)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 6,197
Arj Barker - Unconditional Love and Tolerance
Buy a guy a smoothie and then see what happens.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), marriage (539), gay/homosexual (338)
Posted: 01/19/09
Views: 2,444
Arj Barker - Conceited Google
Google has a serious attitude problem.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 13,732
Arj Barker - Cell Phone Messages
Most voicemail options are redundant.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 6,665
Arj Barker - Ohio Stop
Arj honestly thought it would be fun to get laid.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 10,090
Arj Barker - Interview
Why hang out with your baby?
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Internet (131), interviews (126)
Posted: 03/27/06
Views: 14,557
Lizz Winstead - Compassionate Conservatives
What does it means to be a compassionate conservative?
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), news & politics (234)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 3,527
Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden
President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 17,587
Patton Oswalt - War
We're at war, apparently.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), Comedy Central Presents (2173), news & politics (234)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 3,439
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 2,365
Paul Gilmartin - Competition
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,298
Tig Notaro - Indoor Cat
Tig's cat has never been outside.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 3,610
Steve Marmel - America at War
Our relations with Cuba suck right now.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 3,057
Arj Barker - Australia
Arj Barker explains the difference between American and Australian comforts.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), travel (294)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 8,408
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
