Arj doesn't want to know if he's going to die of a super horrible disease that there's no cure for.
Views: 4,067
Posted: 01/11/2010
Arj Barker - Sickest Buddhist
Arj opened his third eye on his first try.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1202), alcohol (514)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,284
Arj Barker - Pirate Problem
Once something's a ride at Disneyland, it should no longer be a threat in real life.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1202), men/women (1154)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 11,272
Arj Barker - Minneapolis, Minnesota
Depending on your definition of a lake, Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), weather (79), environment (52)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,010
Arj Barker - Complicated Being
A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), men/women (1154), alcohol (514)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 19,771
Arj Barker - Don't Need Insurance
You should wait until you're on a crowded flight to express your medical concerns.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), health (657), flying (196)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 6,356
Arj Barker - Unconditional Love and Tolerance
Buy a guy a smoothie and then see what happens.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), marriage (546), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 01/19/09
Views: 2,551
Arj Barker - American Pride
The 4th of July is more popular in America than in any other country in the world.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 10,905
Arj Barker - Cell Phone Messages
Most voicemail options are redundant.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 6,738
Arj Barker - Did You Score?
A date is not a sporting event.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 7,900
Arj Barker - Don't Need Insurance
You should wait until you're on a crowded flight to express your medical concerns.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), health (657), flying (196)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 6,357
Arj Barker - Smoking Cigarettes
Arj Barker quit smoking cigarettes but wouldn't have worried about his health if it were 1923.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 4,743
Arj Barker - Horrible Halloween
Razor blades in candy does not make financial sense.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 5,911
Arj Barker - Interview
Why hang out with your baby?
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Internet (134), interviews (126)
Posted: 03/27/06
Views: 14,557
Arj Barker - Cryptic Car
Arj Barker feels good about working on his cryptic car.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), physical humor (257)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 1,844
Arj Barker - Mile High Club
Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 11,128
Arj Barker - Getting Online
Arj Barker learns you need more than just a computer to get online.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), technology (229)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 5,128
Arj Barker - Minneapolis, Minnesota
Depending on your definition of a lake, Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), weather (79), environment (52)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,010
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1154), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 8,583
Arj Barker - Shoe Museum
Arj Barker recalls his history with marijuana.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 8,672
