Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Views: 5,724
Posted: 03/30/2006
Arj Barker - Minneapolis, Minnesota
Depending on your definition of a lake, Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), weather (79), environment (52)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,010
Arj Barker - Good News
Arj doesn't want to know if he's going to die of a super horrible disease that there's no cure for.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), health (657), media (71)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,067
Arj Barker - Don't Need Insurance
You should wait until you're on a crowded flight to express your medical concerns.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), health (657), flying (196)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 6,357
Arj Barker - Sickest Buddhist
Arj opened his third eye on his first try.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1202), alcohol (514)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,284
Arj Barker - Complicated Being
A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), men/women (1154), alcohol (514)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 19,771
Arj Barker - Pirate Problem
Once something's a ride at Disneyland, it should no longer be a threat in real life.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1202), men/women (1154)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 11,272
Arj Barker - Unconditional Love and Tolerance
Buy a guy a smoothie and then see what happens.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), marriage (546), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 01/19/09
Views: 2,551
Arj Barker - Horrible Halloween
Razor blades in candy does not make financial sense.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 5,911
Arj Barker - Ohio Stop
Arj honestly thought it would be fun to get laid.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 10,139
Arj Barker - Conceited Google
Google has a serious attitude problem.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 13,833
Arj Barker - Getting Online
Arj Barker learns you need more than just a computer to get online.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), technology (229)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 5,128
Arj Barker - Wells Fargo
Citibank does not know how to spell "city."
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 6,443
Arj Barker - New Shoes
There are too many categories of shoes.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), fashion (239)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 13,301
Arj Barker - Cell Phone Messages
Most voicemail options are redundant.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 6,737
Arj Barker - Irish Soap
Arj Barker thought Ireland was going to be more like the soap commercials.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 5,390
Arj Barker - Ohio Stop
Arj honestly thought it would be fun to get laid.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 10,139
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,348
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (28), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 9,146
Arj Barker - Did You Score?
A date is not a sporting event.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 7,900
