Arj honestly thought it would be fun to get laid.
Views: 10,090
Posted: 03/30/2006
Arj Barker - Don't Need Insurance
You should wait until you're on a crowded flight to express your medical concerns.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), health (644), flying (194)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 6,199
Arj Barker - Minneapolis, Minnesota
Depending on your definition of a lake, Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), weather (78), environment (52)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 3,863
Arj Barker - Sickest Buddhist
Arj opened his third eye on his first try.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1193), alcohol (511)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,166
Arj Barker - Complicated Being
A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), men/women (1147), alcohol (511)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 19,569
Arj Barker - Pirate Problem
Once something's a ride at Disneyland, it should no longer be a threat in real life.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 11,115
Arj Barker - Good News
Arj doesn't want to know if he's going to die of a super horrible disease that there's no cure for.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), health (644), media (71)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 3,936
Arj Barker - Unconditional Love and Tolerance
Buy a guy a smoothie and then see what happens.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), marriage (541), gay/homosexual (338)
Posted: 01/19/09
Views: 2,447
Arj Barker - Wells Fargo
Citibank does not know how to spell "city."
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 6,349
Arj Barker - Conceited Google
Google has a serious attitude problem.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 13,735
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 5,659
Arj Barker - Mile High Club
Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 11,103
Arj Barker - Irish Soap
Arj Barker thought Ireland was going to be more like the soap commercials.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), New York City (347)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 5,390
Arj Barker - Radio Contests
There's no rule that you have to love the radio station you just won the contest on.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 19,231
Arj Barker - Together Forever
Arj Barker is both excited and concerned about his long-distance relationship.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 6,312
Arj Barker - Cryptic Car
Arj Barker feels good about working on his cryptic car.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), physical humor (253)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 1,805
Arj Barker - Pirate Problem
Once something's a ride at Disneyland, it should no longer be a threat in real life.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 11,115
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (28), kids (809), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 9,110
Arj Barker - Did You Score?
A date is not a sporting event.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 7,851
Arj Barker - New Shoes
There are too many categories of shoes.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2173), fashion (233)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 13,241
Arj Barker - Cell Phone Messages
Most voicemail options are redundant.
