Artie Lang was a fat coke head.
Artie is the only guy who got really fat on cocaine.
The words of Nick and Drew Lachey are like a young Bruce Springsteen or Neil Young.
Artie knew he was getting too fat when someone thought that he was Rosie O'Donnell.
Announcer Bob Sheppard should narrate Lawrence Taylor's life for a reality show.
Nothing beats coke for picking up chicks.
Artie Lang has a bad gambling problem.