Announcer Bob Sheppard should narrate Lawrence Taylor's life for a reality show.
The hooker alarm clock is the best $15 Artie has ever spent.
Artie knew he was getting too fat when someone thought that he was Rosie O'Donnell.
The words of Nick and Drew Lachey are like a young Bruce Springsteen or Neil Young.
Artie Lange has a bad gambling problem.