Pizza boy Jesse Eisenberg has nine hours to rob a bank, with a little help from Aziz Ansari.
Comedy bad boy Aziz Ansari was killed in an automobile accident while Googling his own name.
The basic gist of Cold Stone Creamery is that they take ice cream and then go ape sh*t with it.
Aziz has a plan to develop a weird reputation with the staff of CVS.
If you liked the show, then come back next week and see one of Aziz's balls.
LL Cool J has earned the right to say that he's accomplished something significant in his life.
Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.
If an 8-year-old can f**k Tyra Banks, then he deserves to be America's most talented kid.
This is the only promo footage received from Aziz Ansari in Tokyo.
Aziz's hottest dream is refusing to pose for a photograph with Denzel Washington.