Odds are that the voting machine you are using will not eat you.
Eugene Mirman wants the government out of his life just as much as you do.
There's a new movement arising which believes that sickness stems from not being patriotic enough.
Sara heads to the National Mall, where a couple of guys from work decided to throw a block party.
Would history have been different if our political forbearers had smartphones?
Wayne doesn't need a book of questions.
People vote for so many things that it just doesn't mean anything anymore.
Timberlands are white people boots.
John Madden stuffs things into sentences like sardines in a can.
Politicians are great at not answering questions.