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Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
L.A. institutes a drive-by shooting lane.
I think their slogan should be, 'You give us a week, we'll take
off seven days.'
You have a Slim-Fast for breakfast, a Slim-Fast for lunch;
then, you eat a sensible dinner.' How sensible are you going to be after eating powder...
I sent away for a penis enlarger. They sent me back a
magnifying glass.
These freeways are terrible, aren't they? I was on there the
other day -- they just put in a drive-by shooting lane.