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A semi finalist in CBS "Star Search 2003", other television appearances include "Mad TV" Fox, "Tough Crowd" and "Premium Blend" Comedy Central and HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival". Movie credits include "Spiderman 2", "Bad Meat" and "So Real".
Download Ben -- plus Greg Fitzsimmons, Rich Vos and more in an exclusive iTunes Six-Pack
A semi finalist in CBS "Star Search 2003", other television appearances include "Mad TV" Fox, "Tough Crowd" and "Premium Blend" Comedy Central and HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival". Movie credits include "Spiderman 2", "Bad Meat" and "So Real". [LESS]
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Ben Bailey is working hard.
Ben has a small new apartment.
Strangers are always telling Ben how cold it is.
Why don't restaurants put tables in the waiting room?
Even a horse couldn't survive the smells of New York in July.
Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.
Sometimes body parts mess up orders from the brain.
Ben's audience attempts to help out with a word problem.
Springs in New York are perfect for a half a hole of golf.
So the rule is, if you screw up just one too many job
interviews, you become a stand-up comedian.
You ever say the wrong thing? Like maybe you pass someone you
know on the street, unexpectedly, and as you go by, you're trying to play it cool,...
I woke up at eight o'clock in the morning, angry. I just opened
my eyes and thought, 'This sucks. What the hell am I doing awake at eight o'clock...
While we were eating, there was a couple on the other side of
the restaurant having a fight. It was a huge fight; it was a blowout. They were...
We walked up to the podium, and I said to the girl behind the
podium, I said, 'We would like a table, please.' And she said, 'I'm sorry, sir, there...
I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other
day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded...
Can't wait 'til the fall comes around, I'm going to go out and
throw the football -- once. Then, I'm going to run back inside before I freeze to...
You walk one block in Manhattan in July, you smell a hundred
different smells that could down a horse.
The thing I hate the most about the subway is every time I get
off the train and I'm trying to get out of the station and back up to the street, I...
I think the first thing I'm going to do when I get back
upstairs after the show is tear off my wife's underwear. And I'll tell you why -- because...
