Jay Oakerson doesn't have sex with pretty women.
Posted: 02/27/2008 Views: 10638I've traveled the whole globe in my head.
Posted: 02/27/2008 Views: 32574If I could scare a race, that's all I would do.
Posted: 02/27/2008 Views: 7089Girl farts are not funny. In fact, they're tragic.
Posted: 02/27/2008 Views: 7774Do you know what the world is like in my head?
Posted: 02/27/2008 Views: 7499I was afraid he might do something -- Puerto Rican.
Posted: 02/27/2008 Views: 66526Jay Oakerson learned how to fight by watching "Grease" and "West Side Story."
Posted: 01/13/2005 Views: 7653