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Bil Dwyer began his stand-up comedy career in college at Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, Il., where he took third place in the "Catch A Rising Star" competition held at the University. Bil later quietly killed the first and second place winners.

After graduating with a Bachelor of Science in Radio-Television, Bil spent a jobless summer in Carbondale before heading to Los Angeles, CA where he held a variety of jobs, one of them being a tour guide at Universal Studios. Bil studied improvisation at the L.A. Connection where he quickly moved through the ranks before becoming bored. He then took a job at the world famous Improvisation as a host and doorman, where his spark for stand-up comedy was rekindled. The next few years were a blur, as he continued doing stand-up comedy while he also got married and fathered two children with the assistance of his wife, Sara.

In 1993, Bil booked his first television appearance on MTV's Comikaze. He later followed this up with bookings on Caroline's Comedy Hour, Comedy on the Road, and An Evening at the Improv. While auditioning for Star Search (which he didn't get), Bil was singled out by a casting director to read for a major motion picture. After a grueling series of auditions, he was cast as "Todderbert" in Ski School 2. Though the film and Bil's performance garnered favorable reviews, he has yet to do another feature film but is now looking at scripts at real actor's houses.

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Bill Dwyer - The Petting Zoo

Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 845

Bill Dwyer - Sex Life

Some guys would get upset if their wife asked if it's in yet.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 839

Bill Dwyer - Life Insurance Policy

Bill Dwyer wonders if he or his wife will outlive the other.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), marriage (446)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 574

Bill Dwyer - Fifteen Wives

Bill Dwyer can't imagine what it would be like to be one of 15 wives.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 448

Bill Dwyer - Saying Good Night to Kids

Bill Dwyer does his best not to scare his children before they go to bed.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 394

Bill Dwyer - Old People

Bill Dwyer hates it when old people tell him to guess their age.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), aging (274)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 361

Bill Dwyer - Opening for the Rolling Stones

Bill Dwyer pretends to open for the Rolling Stones on their next stadium tour.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 347

Bill Dwyer - Lutherans

Bill Dwyer doesn't know much about other religions.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 286

Bill Dwyer - Demon Dad Death Couch

Bill Dwyer's father died while taking a nap on the couch, and his family kept the couch.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 273

Bill Dwyer: Why Kids?

We have kids because we didn't want pets.

Posted: 09/09/2001

Bill Dwyer: Petting Zoo

The petting zoo's a great place to go if you want to discard your child's clothing in a goat's stomach.

Posted: 09/09/2001

Bill Dwyer: Life Insurance Waiting Game

My wife and I just took out life insurance policies on one another, so now it's just a waiting game.... Who's gonna be the first to experience...

Posted: 09/09/2001

Bill Dwyer: Polygamist Wedding Vows

I promise to love, honor and cherish you -- for about two days a month.

Posted: 09/09/2001

Bill Dwyer: Circuit City Sex

When it comes to sex, I like to refer to my wife as Circuit City because she has no interest until January of next year.

Posted: 09/09/2001

Bill Dwyer: Nurse Fantasy Games

My wife dresses up like a nurse; then, I dress up like a nurse, also. And then, we don't even have sex, either -- we just sit behind this huge,...

Posted: 09/09/2001