We have kids because we didn't want pets.
Posted: 09/09/2001
The petting zoo's a great place to go if you want to discard
your child's clothing in a goat's stomach.
Posted: 09/09/2001
My wife and I just took out life insurance policies on one
another, so now it's just a waiting game.... Who's gonna be the first to experience...
Posted: 09/09/2001
I promise to love, honor and cherish you -- for about two days
a month.
Posted: 09/09/2001
When it comes to sex, I like to refer to my wife as Circuit
City because she has no interest until January of next year.
Posted: 09/09/2001
My wife dresses up like a nurse; then, I dress up like a nurse,
also. And then, we don't even have sex, either -- we just sit behind this huge,...
Posted: 09/09/2001