Bill Dwyer can't imagine what it would be like to be one of 15 wives.
Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.
Bill Dwyer's father died while taking a nap on the couch, and his family kept the couch.
Bill Dwyer doesn't know much about other religions.
Bill Dwyer hates it when old people tell him to guess their age.
Bill Dwyer pretends to open for the Rolling Stones on their next stadium tour.
Some guys would get upset if their wife asked if it's in yet.
Bill Dwyer wonders if he or his wife will outlive the other.