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Bill Burr

Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union, depending on when you read this. He grew up outside of Boston, MA, and did fairly poorly in school, despite the fact that he applied himself.

Having first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of "Chappelle's Show," Burr developed a comedic style of uninformed logic that has made him a regular performer on the "Late Show with David Letterman" and "Late Night with Conan O'Brien."

Bill's first hour special, "Why Do I Do This?" premiered on Comedy Central on August 31, 2008 to rave reviews and is now available on CD and DVD. His 2009 tour, "The Uninformed Comedy Tour," features all-new material. Bill's first CD, "Emotionally Unavailable: Expanded Edition," was released by What Are Records. Bill starred in his own HBO "One Night Stand" and " [MORE]

Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union, depending on when you read this. He grew up outside of Boston, MA, and did fairly poorly in school, despite the fact that he applied himself.

Having first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of "Chappelle's Show," Burr developed a comedic style of uninformed logic that has made him a regular performer on the "Late Show with David Letterman" and "Late Night with Conan O'Brien."

Bill's first hour special, "Why Do I Do This?" premiered on Comedy Central on August 31, 2008 to rave reviews and is now available on CD and DVD. His 2009 tour, "The Uninformed Comedy Tour," features all-new material. Bill's first CD, "Emotionally Unavailable: Expanded Edition," was released by What Are Records. Bill starred in his own HBO "One Night Stand" and "Comedy Central Presents" half-hour specials, and he has performed on "Showtime at the Apollo," BET's "Comic View" and Jamie Foxx's "Laffapalooza."

When in New York, Burr always drops in on "The Opie and Anthony Show" and eats at Ray's Famous Pizza, because he "loves all three of those motherfuckers." Bill also co-hosts his own SiriusXM radio show, "Uninformed," with fellow comedian Joe Derosa.

In the future Bill hopes to get married, have some kids and get a dog. But until then, he will continue to spend most of his mid-afternoons sitting in his sweatpants learning AC/DC songs on his SG.

Bill is against organized religion and believes we should go back to the gold standard for our currency. None of his opinions are based on any sort of reliable information. He tends to go with his first thought, because reading makes him sleepy.

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Bill Burr - Dangerous Minds

None of Bill's black friends have ever taught him how to dance.

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Posted: 08/31/08
Views: 87,556

Bill Burr - Staying Single

Bill has been single too long to care.

Tags: Bill Burr (24), men/women (919), marriage (447)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 57,748

Bill Burr - Relentless Women

There's no line women can't cross.

Tags: Bill Burr (24), men/women (919), fights (87)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 52,023

Bill Burr - Animal Population

Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.

Tags: Bill Burr (24), sex (983), animals (439)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,791

Bill Burr - Crackers

Should we be offended?

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Bill Burr - Fat Kids

Childhood is all about cardio.

Tags: Bill Burr (24), kids (642), Live at Gotham (343)

Posted: 04/26/06
Views: 18,731

Bill Burr - MTV Cribs

Watching "MTV Cribs" makes Bill feel like a loser.

Tags: Bill Burr (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)

Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 15,926

Bill Burr - Promo Intervention

Bill makes it so hard to celebrate Thanksgiving.

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Bill Burr - Interview

Boston is an angry town.

Tags: Bill Burr (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), interviews (76)

Posted: 02/07/03
Views: 13,467

Bill Burr - Oprah

When couples are examined on Oprah, the guys are wrong 90% of the time.

Tags: Bill Burr (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 12,660

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Bill Burr: A Good Story

A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice people are so damn boring. I mean, they're nice, but their stories suck.

Posted: 06/19/1998

Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife

What's up with all these guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that sh*t -- guys killing their wives. I...

Posted: 05/04/2004

Bill Burr: I Could Be President, Too

You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president, too. No, he does. He's like the first guy, like, from my...

Posted: 02/13/2003

Bill Burr: Rednecks to Afghanistan

Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,...

Posted: 02/13/2003

Bill Burr: Not Into Older Women

I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross -- I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in the 20s, when you were...

Posted: 02/13/2003

Bill Burr: On Young Women Marrying Old Men

Now, if they were just honest about it and were like, 'Look, this guy's going to die in, like, seven or eight minutes; I'm going to get a bag of...

Posted: 02/13/2003

Bill Burr: What Cubicles Say

You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an office, but we don't...

Posted: 02/13/2003

Bill Burr: Working in the Warehouse

I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from...

Posted: 02/13/2003

Bill Burr: Not My Brother

There's no 'brothers' when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my...

Posted: 02/13/2003

Bill Burr: Why Men Earn More Money

I'll tell you why -- because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with...

Posted: 05/18/2004

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