None of Bill's black friends have ever taught him how to dance.
Filed under: Bill Burr (24), ethnic (731), movies (221)
Views: 87,556
Posted: 08/31/2008
Bill Burr - Staying Single
Bill has been single too long to care.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), men/women (919), marriage (447)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 57,748
Bill Burr - Relentless Women
There's no line women can't cross.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), men/women (919), fights (87)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 52,023
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,791
Bill Burr - Fat Kids
Childhood is all about cardio.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), kids (642), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 04/26/06
Views: 18,733
Bill Burr - MTV Cribs
Watching "MTV Cribs" makes Bill feel like a loser.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 15,928
Bill Burr - Interview
Boston is an angry town.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), interviews (76)
Posted: 02/07/03
Views: 13,469
Bill Burr - Oprah
When couples are examined on Oprah, the guys are wrong 90% of the time.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 12,663
Mike MacRae - Professor Jones
The elective to take is Archaeology with Professor Jones.
Tags: Mike MacRae (1), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 476
Paul F. Tompkins - Fantasy Camp
If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 808
Kevin Meaney - Get the Puss Off
Kevin Meaney grew up repeating weird words.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 920
Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish
Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,822
Paul Varghese - Terrorism Paranoia
Paul Varghese wants to kill the stereotypes about Arabic-looking people, so he's learning to dance.
Tags: Paul Varghese (2), ethnic (731), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 2,357
Marina Franklin - South Side of Chicago
Marina moved from the white suburbs of Chicago to the South Side of Chicago.
Tags: Marina Franklin (3), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,578
Pat Hazell - Roman Numerals
You can refer to Malcolm X as Malcolm the 10th.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), kids (642), growing up (423)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 144
Linda Hill - Differences
Love was much easier in grade school.
Tags: Linda Hill (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 460
Dom Irrera - The Name "Dom"
Dom Irrera once got mistaken for Don Ameche.
Tags: Dom Irrera (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 2,121
Freddy Soto - The Good Book
The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 3,291
