Watching "MTV Cribs" makes Bill feel like a loser.
None of Bill's black friends have ever taught him how to dance.
Bill has been single too long to care.
There's no line women can't cross.
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Childhood is all about cardio.
Boston is an angry town.
When couples are examined on Oprah, the guys are wrong 90% of the time.