Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Posted: 11/22/2009 Views: 41903A 19-year-old ran for mayor of Muskegee, OK, and won 75% of the vote.
Posted: 11/22/2009 Views: 6528Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Posted: 11/22/2009 Views: 23477When you're a kid you were in the Playboy models' ballpark. Now, you're not.
Posted: 11/22/2009 Views: 9467Once the kids leave the house, there's no one to blame anything on anymore.
Posted: 11/22/2009 Views: 8974The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
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