A 19-year-old ran for mayor of Muskegee, OK, and won 75% of the vote.
Views: 13,562
Posted: 11/22/2009
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1143), alcohol (511)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 32,881
Bill Engvall - Playboy
When you're a kid you were in the Playboy models' ballpark. Now, you're not.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 17,362
Bill Engvall - Empty Nest
Once the kids leave the house, there's no one to blame anything on anymore.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1143), kids (809)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 18,554
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1143), money (599)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 38,986
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), kids (809), aging (327)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 51,401
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1143), marriage (539)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 94,201
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), technology (224), blue collar (109)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 65,090
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), health (644), death (306)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 58,306
Bill Engvall - Marriage
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1191), marriage (539)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 54,990
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1143), alcohol (511)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 32,881
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), kids (809), aging (327)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 51,401
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1143), money (599)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 38,986
Bill Engvall - Empty Nest
Once the kids leave the house, there's no one to blame anything on anymore.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1143), kids (809)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 18,553
Bill Engvall - Playboy
When you're a kid you were in the Playboy models' ballpark. Now, you're not.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 17,361
Warren Thomas - America
Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,264
Bill Engvall - Marriage
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1191), marriage (539)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 54,990
Larry the Cable Guy - Stupid Fish
Fish are morons.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (34), food (710), health (644)
Posted: 01/19/10
Views: 36,230
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), technology (224), blue collar (109)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 65,089
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
