Once the kids leave the house, there's no one to blame anything on anymore.
Views: 18,563
Posted: 11/22/2009
Bill Engvall - Playboy
When you're a kid you were in the Playboy models' ballpark. Now, you're not.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 17,372
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), kids (809), aging (327)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 51,415
Bill Engvall - 19-Year-Old Mayor
A 19-year-old ran for mayor of Muskegee, OK, and won 75% of the vote.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), money (599), animals (535)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 13,574
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1147), alcohol (511)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 32,902
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1147), money (599)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 38,994
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1147), marriage (541)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 94,210
Bill Engvall - Marriage
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1193), marriage (541)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 54,991
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), technology (224), blue collar (109)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 65,099
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), health (644), death (306)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 58,313
Bill Engvall - Playboy
When you're a kid you were in the Playboy models' ballpark. Now, you're not.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 17,372
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), kids (809), aging (327)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 51,415
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1147), alcohol (511)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 32,903
Bill Engvall - 19-Year-Old Mayor
A 19-year-old ran for mayor of Muskegee, OK, and won 75% of the vote.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), money (599), animals (535)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 13,576
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1147), money (599)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 38,995
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1147), marriage (541)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 94,210
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1147), blue collar (109)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 86,323
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), marriage (541), blue collar (109)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 101,356
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), health (644), death (306)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 58,313
Pete Dominick - Parenting
Pete is an obnoxious father.
