I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Views: 65,366
Posted: 03/26/2007
Bill Engvall - 19-Year-Old Mayor
A 19-year-old ran for mayor of Muskegee, OK, and won 75% of the vote.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), money (606), animals (540)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 13,933
Bill Engvall - Empty Nest
Once the kids leave the house, there's no one to blame anything on anymore.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 18,910
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 39,446
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1155), alcohol (516)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 33,286
Bill Engvall - Playboy
When you're a kid you were in the Playboy models' ballpark. Now, you're not.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 17,689
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), kids (831), aging (330)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 51,878
Bill Engvall - Marriage
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 55,227
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1155), marriage (547)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 94,563
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), health (657), death (314)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 58,663
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1155), blue collar (110)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 86,545
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), marriage (547), blue collar (110)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 101,779
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1155), marriage (547)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 94,563
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), health (657), death (314)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 58,663
Bill Engvall - Marriage
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 55,227
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1155), alcohol (516)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 33,286
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), kids (831), aging (330)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 51,878
Bill Engvall - Empty Nest
Once the kids leave the house, there's no one to blame anything on anymore.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 18,910
Ralphie May - Mullets
A mullet will come and take the tobacco out of your hand.
Tags: Ralphie May (28), blue collar (110), the South (52)
Bill Engvall - 19-Year-Old Mayor
A 19-year-old ran for mayor of Muskegee, OK, and won 75% of the vote.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), money (606), animals (540)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 13,933
