If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Filed under: Bill Engvall (12), sex (983), marriage (447)
Views: 46,774
Posted: 03/26/2007
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), marriage (447), blue collar (88)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 91,857
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (919), marriage (447)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 81,831
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (919), blue collar (88)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 76,080
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), technology (179), blue collar (88)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 56,585
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), health (540), death (212)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 49,639
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), aging (274), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 37,512
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (919), money (471)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 26,011
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (919), alcohol (396)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 18,263
Bill Engvall - Playboy
When you're a kid you were in the Playboy models' ballpark. Now, you're not.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 5,821
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (919), marriage (447)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 81,830
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), marriage (447), blue collar (88)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 91,857
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), technology (179), blue collar (88)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 56,585
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (919), blue collar (88)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 76,080
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), health (540), death (212)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 49,639
Bill Engvall - Playboy
When you're a kid you were in the Playboy models' ballpark. Now, you're not.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 5,821
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (919), alcohol (396)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 18,263
Bill Engvall - Empty Nest
Once the kids leave the house, there's no one to blame anything on anymore.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), men/women (919), health (540)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 4,578
Geoff Bolt - Smoking
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), sex (983), marriage (447)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,228
Bill Engvall - 19-Year-Old Mayor
A 19-year-old ran for mayor of Muskegee, OK, and won 75% of the vote.
Tags: Bill Engvall (12), money (471), animals (439)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 3,283
