People don't believe you want four kids.
People don't believe you want four kids.
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
The girls at the cosmetics counter always act like they're doing you a favor.
Dying in the middle of sex is better than having cancer.
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
Old naked men in the locker room always want to know what time it is.
New York City teaches you not to be the victim of fashion.
If women don't shave, it's like birth control.
