BILL SANTIAGO is the first born of at least four children. He became a standup after narrowly escaping a career in journalism, facing the fact that as a comedian he was funny, but as a reporter he was a joke.
It's been said he was born to Puerto Rican immigrants, which is technically untrue, as Puerto Ricans are US citizens, although he's got an uncle who was once deported to the... [MORE]
BILL SANTIAGO is the first born of at least four children. He became a standup after narrowly escaping a career in journalism, facing the fact that as a comedian he was funny, but as a reporter he was a joke.
It's been said he was born to Puerto Rican immigrants, which is technically untrue, as Puerto Ricans are US citizens, although he's got an uncle who was once deported to the Bronx.
More often than not, people say nice things about his act. "Santiago proved political satire is alive in America," noted a San Francisco Chronicle theater critic. Or as one New York City club owner put it, "A Hispanic who uses big words. I love it!"
As far as television, he was a big hit on Comedy Central's Premium Blend, seen by everyone but his mother, who apparently taped the wrong show. Through the miracle of arts grants money to stay home and come up with something hilarious that may or may not have an intermission Santiago has entered the world of solo performance, currently developing and touring his show, "Spanglish 101." Admittedly, he used some of the grant money to buy a pair of shoes he wanted very much. They were on sale, though.
For the record, he did go to college, studying film at NYU, then realizing he preferred to call them movies. It was much earlier on in grade-school, however, that he first showed signs of a budding comedian, stumping his teachers with questions like, "Why isn't phonetic spelled with an 'F'?"
Today he charms audiences across the country with his quick, cogent style, and it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.
When not on stage, he enjoys curling up with a good book or a well-read woman.
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Bill Santiago reviews "People en Espanol."
Bill Santiago was happy to be upgraded from Hispanic to Latino.
Bill Santiago gives a one-word salsa dancing lesson.
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Bill Santiago discusses moving to Puerto Rico.
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George Bush speaks Spanish. That's why they love him in Miami
-- 'cause he speaks Spanish and 'cause he hates Castro. Won't even refer to Castro as...
I saw this today in the window of Victoria's Secret: a
camouflage thong. On what battlefield are you finding it necessary to disguise yourself as...
Of all the people there are least of, we are the biggest of
that group.
One time, I got beat up by a kid named Jesus. And when you're
seven, you can't tell the difference between Jesus, typical Puerto Rican name in your...
One time, I come out and go, 'Anyone here speak Spanish?' Guy
in the front row says, 'No, thank God.' And I was blown away by that. Normally, I can...
How can you not love the Spanglish? I love it -- twice the
vocabulary, half the grammar.
If anybody here doesn't know how to dance salsa, let me help
you out right now... One word: rum.
I do not think of George Bush as an idiot, OK? I like to think
of him more as an intellectual celibate.
I didn't really understand my family until I moved to Puerto
Rico as an adult. For, like, five years, I lived there, and before then, I had always...
I had a scare last time flying into San Juan. We lost cabin
pressure, and instead of oxygen masks, rosary beads dropped out of the ceiling.