Marley, a Maine native and University of Maine at Farmington graduate, uses biographical and observational material for his high-energy routines. He began his career in his hometown of Portland, and then moved to Boston to gain experience in a city known for spawning comedy all-stars.
A regular at the Aspen and Montreal comedy festivals, Marley was named one of Variety's '10 Comics to Watch', Marley has also appeared in several films, including the cult favorite, 'Boondock Saints'. The peripatetic Marley works nonstop throughout the country, in such cities as Los Angles, Las Vegas, Washington, D.C., Boston, New York and Denver.
After living in Los Angles for several years, he, his wife and three children have returned to Maine to live. [LESS]
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Chips and dip is like crack.
Eating nachos is competitive.
It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Bob drank Boone's Farm and ate three cheeseburgers and a Filet-O-Fish.
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Dessert is very sexual.
Does Bob look coordinated to anybody?
Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.
There's a woman in front of me -- she's a little bit big. And I
don't want to make fun of people's weight because we all have good years and our...
Do you ever get the waiter who wants to tell you his name? I
don't want to know your name. I've got stuff to do. I mean, I'm a really nice guy, but...
There's no relationship here, Travis. I tell you what I want:
you go get it; I give you some money; then, you go away -- like a food hooker.
You know what's great about being married? When dessert comes,
you just shove it in your pie hole and you move on to the Promised Land. You just...
Do you ever eat chips and dip? That's like crack, isn't it? One
bite and you're totally hooked.
The minute they put the nachos on the table, everybody becomes
an enemy because there's all different kinds of nachos. Do you ever see those naked...
Do you ever see your nana reach in for the good nacho with her
nana hand? And in your head you think, 'You son of a bitch.' You don't think, 'Oh...
The first thing I do after we order the pizza, I take off all
my clothes. That way I don't have to answer the door when the pizza guy shows up.
Do you ever notice from the time you hang up the phone until
the pizza guy shows up, the only conversation you have is 'Where in the hell is our...
There are people starving to death all around the world, people
waiting for a bag of flour to fall out of a helicopter. I'm sitting on the couch,...