It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Eating nachos is competitive.
Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Chips and dip is like crack.
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Dessert is very sexual.
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Dads freak out if you touch their remote controls.