Men aren't allowed to order first.
Chips and dip is like crack.
Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Eating nachos is competitive.
Bob drank Boone's Farm and ate three cheeseburgers and a Filet-O-Fish.
It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Dessert is very sexual.
Dads freak out if you touch their remote controls.